Greyhound Property Rights

1. If I like, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, its mine.
3. If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any     way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7.  If it looks like it's mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, It's yours.

As published in Greyhound Tails from the Ozarks